so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
(via thelittlestpixie)
Posted May 20 with 84,661 noteswho is tyler and what did he create
(via winterdaydreams)
Posted May 20 with 15,985 notes“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away
(via winterdaydreams)
Posted May 20 with 154,096 notesHey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
(Source: jo--harvelle, via do-not-feed-the-animal)
Posted May 20 with 54,022 notesnothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
(via do-not-feed-the-animal)
Posted May 20 with 104,861 notesif tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
(via screamingwinter)
Posted May 20 with 46,321 notes